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«You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.»
Author: Bob Hope (Actor, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: cake, candles, cost
«You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian) | About: Funny, Sex | Keywords: neither, sex
«You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: executions, fewer, good part, Texan, Texans, Texas
«You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.»
Author: George W. Bush (President) | About: Funny | Keywords: literacy, pass, test
«You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: failed, lesson, miserably
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