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«You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.»
Author: Anne Lamott | About: Funny, God, Hate, Reality | Keywords: assume, hates, image, safely
«You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny, Youth | Keywords: immature, young
«You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'»
Author: Dave Berry | About: Funny, God | Keywords: dog, foolish, says, Say Any, The Dog
«You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.»
Author: Ethel Barrymore | About: Funny | Keywords: grow, grow up, laugh, laugh at, real
«Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time»
Author: Frederic Raphael | About: Funny | Keywords: fidelities, fidelity
«You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions»
Author: Patrick Leahy | About: Democracy, Funny | Keywords: Democrats, fifteen, opinions, room, twenty
«You can't have everything. Where would you put it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny
«You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Driving, Funny | Keywords: actually, complimented, driving, note, parked, parking, windscreen
«Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny, Teenage | Keywords: old person, remembers, teenager, Velcro
«Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.»
Author: Oscar Wilde (Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet) | About: Age, faithfulness, Funny, Men | Keywords: faithful, faithless, have young, men, old, want, young
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