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«The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.»
Author: Ben Okri | About: Funny, Magic, Politicians | Keywords: draw away, in common, magician, The Magician
«The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.»
Author: E. Joseph Cossman | About: Birthday, Funny, Marriage, Women | Keywords: birthday
«The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.»
Author: George Sheehan | About: Funny | Keywords: awareness, self awareness
«The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.»
Author: Paul Newman (Actor) | About: Funny, Movies | Keywords: dressing, embarrass, embarrassing, filmed, filming, films, salad, salad dressing
«The most dangerous food is wedding cake»
Author: James Thurber (Writer) | About: Food, Funny, Marriage | Keywords: cake, wedding, weddings, wedding cake
«The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.»
Author: Scott Adams (Cartoonist) | About: Funny, Universe | Keywords: base, base ten, counting, mysterious, numbers
«The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Communication, Funny, Internet | Keywords: call waiting, communication, development, History of, Human communication, human development, internet, invention, The History, The History of, The Internet
«The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny, Internet | Keywords: chat, chats, internet, shaping, The Internet, transforming
«The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?»
Author: Henry David Thoreau (Essayist, Philosopher, Poet) | About: Cute, Cute friendship, Friends, Friendship, Funny | Keywords: bestow
«The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole life - time, if not asked to lend money»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Friendship, Funny | Keywords: enduring, holy, if not, lend, loyal, steady
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