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«The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.»
«The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun»
«The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.»
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
(Writer)
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Funny,
Honesty
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adjust, bathroom, for good measure, From Zero, income, income tax, income taxes, income tax return, scale, tax, tax return, zero, zeros
«There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
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Funny,
Humor
| Keywords:
funny, humor, sense of humor
«There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.»
«The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time»
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
(Critic, Philosopher, Scholar)
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advantage, advantaged, bad, enjoys, First Ones, for the first time, memory, same, several, the first, times, to advantage