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Funny
«Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.»
Author: Benny Hill
(Comedian, Humorist)
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Funny
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complains, mean, nobody, parachutes, parachuting, perfect
«I was hooked on writing. I mean, where else can you get paid for sticking your nose into somebody else's business?»
Author: Bette Greene
(Author, Writer)
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Funny
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hooked, Mean Business, On Writing, sticking
«Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!»
«Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.»
Author: Helen Rowland
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40th birthday,
Funny,
Life
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arched, arches, begins, eyesight, fallen, faulty, four, four times, rheumatism, story, Telling Stories, tells a story, tendency, three, times
«I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
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Funny
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apologize, deserter, driver, election, functional, George, George W. Bush, George W, illiterate, pants, poop, poops, referring, thief, WMD
«Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!»
Author: Golda Meir
(Founder, Prime Minister)
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Funny,
Judaism,
Oil
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desert, East, East Is East, East of, in the middle, Israeli, Israelis, Middle East, Moses, oil, spot, The Middle East, Through the Desert, took