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«My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.»
Author: Jenny Mccarthy (Actress) | Keywords: dating, fart, farts, Philosophy of
«He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner»
Author: Johnny Carson (Host) | Keywords: A.D., ad lib, baked, bean, fart, farts, Lib
«Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.»
Author: Mena Suvari (Actress) | Keywords: fart, farts, hag, hags
«I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: animal, empty-headed, empty, fart, farts, Father, food, general, hamster, headed, smelt, smelted, smelts, talk to, trough, troughs, wiper
«It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins»
Author: Samuel Pepys (Administrator) | About: Pain | Keywords: fart, farts, passages, precursor, precursors
«I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.»
Author: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (Writer) | About: Earth | Keywords: fart, farts
«Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: chew, fart, farts, ford, gum, gums, Jerry, Jerry Ford
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