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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

«My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: boyfriend, The Rocks
«I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | About: Cheating, Children | Keywords: cheats, Good Looking
«At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: envious, stiff, stiffest, stiffing
«Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: wages
«One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian)
«They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: sheets
«I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian)
«I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian)
«My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian)
«If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian)
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