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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

«I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: attacked, controlled, saved
«I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: dogs, family tree, looked, My Family, using
«girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: come on, going-over, phoned, phones, went
«I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: boy, growing, poor boy
«When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: kid, moved, parents
«Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: Egypt, pyramid, The Pyramids
«I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: cigarette, offered, surgeon, surgeons, surgeon general
«We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: dinner, rooms, separate, sleep in, vacations
«I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: feed, shot, sling, slings, slung, ugly, used to
«I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: Father, Father Time, finger, kidnapped, my father, piece, proof, sent, wanted
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