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Phyllis Diller Quotes
«There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?»
«Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.»
«Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.»
«My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| About:
Cooking
| Keywords:
commemorate, commemorated, cooking, harbor, pearl, Pearl Harbor, thanksgiving
«My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| Keywords:
Mother in Law