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Henny Youngman Quotes

«If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: live over, overseas, over again
«Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: divorces, Jewish
«My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: complains, get out, headaches, My Son, Son
«There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, knocking, knockings
«My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: brother-in-law, expert, in-law, joined, Join The Army, karate, saluted, salutes
«Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: Jewish, wives
«Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: couple, coupling, fast, fastidious, fasts, hideous, the couple
«This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: graduated, graduating, separated, This Man
«A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: chicken, chickens, chicken soup, get well, Jewish, soup
«I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: get rid of, gift wrap, How does, rid of, trash, trashed, Trashing, unlock, unlocked, unlocks, wraps
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