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Dennis Miller Quotes
«Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.»
«Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
assuming, brothel, Brothels, cameras, congressmen, drivers, incorrectly, local, red light, surveillance, This Week
«I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.»
«A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| About:
Clocks
| Keywords:
Cheney, clock, clock time, Dubya, George, racing, recent, second hand
«Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways»
«I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.»
«President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
address, figure out, mixed, presidential, President Bush, radio, reaction, Spanish
«That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
decapitate, decapitated, field goal, left field, Lyndon, the left