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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
«ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up -- Salmon and flounders and smelts; On other days everything else. --Jodo Rem»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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archbishop, Archbishop of, dignitaries, dignitary, ecclesiastical, flounder, floundering, flounders, Fridays, holier, jolly, REM, salmon, smelted, smelts, the fish
«BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us? --Jorace»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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ancients, convenient, devotions, thump, thumping, thumps, whack, whacked, whacking, whacks
«BARRACK, n. A house in which soldiers enjoy a portion of that of which it is their business to deprive others.»
«ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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blacksmith, tailor, tailored, tailoring, The Tailor
«ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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lamppost, lampposts, rioter, rioters
«ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. --_The Unauthorized Version_»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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accused, arrest, detain, detained, formally, Six Days, unauthorized, unusualness
«APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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apostate, apostates, deems, leech, leeches, penetrated, shell
«APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.»